After being demolished by Insomnia's A Release From loud epic,
were ready to re-rock by the time Shard take the Town Hall stage. Shard
come on to their own backing tape, dressed like Rachel Stamps little
brothers and sister (i.e. all dressed like little sisters). Theyre the
kind of guys who wear two belts - and neither of them go through the hoops.
Using belts to hold up your trousers? Thats yesterdays look! Belts
with a purpose are out. But baggy pants are still in
But enough of the image!
The music's of a top standard, mixing influence from sleazy glam, paranoid
Goth and crunch-metal, and delivered with a sense of performance that belies
their moody lyrics. Eschewing teenage angst in-between songs in favour of
throwing sweets into the rampant crowd, they know how to please a wide audience
and that's through being true to their own ideas. I think every band member
had a turn on the mic Johns snarl of Terminal especially
memorable, and the duet between Charlie and drummer Jon to an electronic backing
a visual sign of their refusal to pigeonhole. They encore with a superbly
melodramatic chorus that cries, Mother, wont you tell me you love
me? Nuff said.
So the moshpit dissolves, the big red charity bucket disappears in search of more donations, and the party moves elsewheres. We replace the big finale with a little random chat, and eventually decide that, after such a weekend, this small old town should be renamed Happy Smiley Land. Lets get together and deteriorate...
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